Archive for the ‘Quiz’ Category

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Notă sinucigaşă

8 iulie 2008

Am câteva lucruri de spus. Pentru început, vă anunţ că Tickle s-a transformat în Quizilla. Vă reamintesc că Tickle, spre deosebire de Quizilla oferea teste psihologice PhD Certified, teste pe care cei de la Tickle au considerat de cuviinţă să le scoată din pachetul de servicii, lăsând la dispoziţia utilizatorilor nimic mai mult decât teste marca Tickzilla, de genul “Are you a brat?“. Dezamăgitor.

În al doilea rând, am hotărât că în cazul în care imnul ţării mele va fi modificat în vreun fel ca urmare a cererii fotbaliştilor, eu voi părăsi ţara şi nici că mă voi mai întoarce.

În al treilea rând, dacă minorităţile maghiare îşi câştigă mult râvnita autonomie, voi împuşca o anumită persoană al cărui nume prefer să nu îl divulg şi apoi voi pleca din ţară şi nici că mă voi mai întoarce.

În al patrulea rând, dacă la rând, după rromi urmăm noi, românii, la amprentare, mă voi împuşca şi voi avea grijă să fiu înmormântată în afara ţării.

Rupând rândul de decizii şi directive, spun că nu îmi poate scoate din cap două simboluri. Cercul şi triunghiul. Mă obsedează de câteva luni. Am trecut de la a fi fascinată de propria-mi mână la a mă gândi în continuu la aceste două simboluri. Ciudat. Astfel de experienţe para-cretine îmi amintesc de o perioadă foarte neagră din viaţa mea. Eu obişnuiam să fiu obsedată de multe lucruri, însă, din fericire am reuşit să mă lecuiesc. Cu toate acestea, acum, după mai bine de un an, am găsit lucruri noi care să mă fascineze, totuşi, lucruri inofensive în comparaţie.

Am nevoie de ajutor profesionist, clar! De câte ori va fi nevoie să o recunosc până o să fie clar pentru toată lumea? Eh, glumesc. Există o explicaţie foarte logică pentru recenta mea obsesie; inconştientul meu vrea să îmi transmită anumite mesaje, iar odată ce le voi înţelege pe deplin, obsesia o să dispară.

Schimbând subiectul, precizez că am avut nişte idei geniale zilele trecute, ceea ce mă face să cred că mi s-a reechilibrat fluxul de creativitate… într-un sfârşit. Am încercat acum o săptămână să scriu ceva şi a fost un eşec total. Mai încerc şi săptămâna asta, poate-poate!

Cam atât pentru moment. Reveniţi cam peste o săptămână pentru o altă notă sinucigaşă din partea neuronului meu depresiv.

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The Political Compass

12 martie 2008

The Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -3.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.56

 

Testul îl găsiţi aici.

Mulţumesc Vladimir.

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PhD Certified

5 septembrie 2007

You’re a White!

Contrary to popular myth, auras are actually multi-colored energy fields that can be divided into seven primary layers. Having White as your brightest color means that the seventh layer of your aura is the most vibrant. You have an exceptional love for life, which stems from your deep connection to the universe. You’re an open channel of energy from the universe, and this infuses your aura with a divine energy.

How Bright Is Your Aura?
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You’re an Emerald!

We don’t need a psychic to tell us that you’re giving off an Emerald vibe. Your bright, refreshing, grass-green aura tells us that you’re a relaxed person with a laid-back attitude. Into living a healthy lifestyle — from eating right to trying yoga and aromatherapy — you’re down-to-earth and always easy-going. You bring calm and peace with you wherever you go. A bit of a flower child, you’re as unpretentious and open-minded as they come. Everyone is invited to your party. Chances are you have quite the green thumb, too, as well as a knack for healing people — both emotionally and physically. Sensitive and compassionate, you’re as reliable as the earth and as natural as herbal tea and organic vegetables.

What Color Is Your Aura?
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Your true color is Brown!

You’re brown, a credible, stable color that’s reminiscent of fine wood, rich leather, and wistful melancholy. Most likely, you’re a logical, practical person ruled more by your head than your heart. With your inquisitive mind and insatiable curiosity, you’re probably a great problem solver. And you always gather all of the facts before coming to a timely, informed decision. Easily intrigued, you’re constantly finding new ways to challenge your mind, whether it’s by reading the newspaper, playing a trivia game, or composing a piece of music. Brown is an impartial, neutral color, which means you tend to see the difference between fact and opinion easily and are open to many points of view. Trustworthy and steady, you really are a brown at heart.

What’s Your True Color?
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You’re Muse!

Known for your creative powers, you Muses are the poets and musicians of life, the patrons of the fine arts. It’s funny, though — even with your inspirational prowess, you’re probably not the type to boast about your guitar-strumming skills, or your latest published book of verse.

While it’s great when people flock to you for ideas, there probably is a part of you that prefers to blend in sometimes — whether dressing in muted shades or staking out a one-on-one conversation at parties and social events. But try as you might not to hog the spotlight, others can’t help but notice you. Must be hard to be such a goddess!

Despite any lingering modesty, you might be surprised at how much your mere presence can help improve the lives of those around you by infusing them with ideas and good thoughts. With that kind of healing energy, your inspirational ways have the potential to change the world, Muse. Whether you’re scribbling sonnets, boogying with your friends, or drawing your own constellations — you’re tapped in. So keep your eyes wide open to the possibilities and let that inspiration flow!

What’s Your Goddess Identity?
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You’re a Precognition!

This means you have an uncanny ability to look into the future and know ahead of time what is going to happen. You might, for instance, simply know that you’re going to get that job before the interview even happens with a certainty that exceeds what you would expect to have simply knowing the facts of the situation. You might have a sense of dread before going out for the evening only to later have a flat tire on your way home. These little hunches are easy to ignore but for you especially, quite often lead to a true prediction of what is going to happen. These predictions can be used to generate positive outcomes, and the more you know about how to use your talent, the more you will be able to distinguish between fantasy of the future and an actual reality you are seeing happen, before it has actually happened.

The ESP Test
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